Oh, Laura Hall, booze refugee, some kind nation will take you into its alcohol drenched bosom.
#4. Have You Ever Gotten So Drunk That You Woke Up With Sanctions?
Laura Hall is the patron saint of drunken consequences.
Laura Hall is the first human being to be banned from drinking in an entire country. I once got 86’ed from a bar for dry-humping a jukebox (in my defense, it was playing Journey’s “Separate Ways,” and I am but a man, with all of man’s weaknesses). That’s what it takes to get a single building to refuse to serve you alcohol again. Laura Hall did something so outrageous that an entire country put her picture up on the wall with the line “DO NOT SERVE” underlined six times. And the story, impossibly, gets better from there:
That country … was England.