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Oh, Laura Hall, booze refugee, some kind nation will take you into its alcohol drenched bosom.
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Laura Hall is the patron saint of drunken consequences.
Laura Hall is the first human being to be banned from drinking in an entire country. I once got 86’ed from a bar for dry-humping a jukebox (in my defense, it was playing Journey’s “Separate Ways,” and I am but a man, with all of man’s weaknesses). That’s what it takes to get a single building to refuse to serve you alcohol again. Laura Hall did something so outrageous that an entire country put her picture up on the wall with the line “DO NOT SERVE” underlined six times. And the story, impossibly, gets better from there:
That country … was England.
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when someone points out something you’re sensitive about and you have to pretend like you don’t care
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my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr
I am
Posted 6 days ago
Keng Lye - Alive without Breath (2013) - Hyperrealistic sea animals created using acrylics and epoxy resin, layer by layer
no no no
you are not allowed to be that talented
how do you even… wat
